Not for sale to persons under the age of 18.
Not for sale to persons under the age of 18.
A refreshingly juicy, surprisingly crowd-pleasing 750ml South African Red Wine built for total lifecycle enjoyment. Alc. 14% vol.
Price range: R115,00 through R510,00
Best paired with terrible jokes? Yes. And groan-worthy punchlines. And extra cheesy pizza. A good glass of wine is about what it means to the people drinking it across every single stage of their sharpest, driest banter. This full-bodied 750ml South African Red Wine blend yields subtle scents of deadpan delivery on the nose, rich notes of Gouda on the palate, and long-lasting good laughs on the finish. Is it really less dry than your razor-sharp wit, you ask? Well, if you can taste the difference between Merlot and a bad dad joke, you’ll know.
Responsible Drinking
The Plonk Shop sells alcohol responsibly and only to adults aged 18 and over. We’re proud to share our love of South African wine and spirits, but we believe deeply that alcohol is best enjoyed in moderation.
As part of our commitment to responsible service, we strictly adhere to the Free State Liquor Authority’s responsible trading guidelines, ensuring that we will not sell alcohol to anyone under the age of 18, nor will we sell or deliver alcohol to anyone who appears intoxicated.
Need Help?
If you or someone you care about is struggling with alcohol, confidential support is available:
South African Depression and Anxiety Group (SADAG): 0800 21 22 23
Alcoholics Anonymous South Africa: 0861 435 722 | www.aasouthafrica.org.za
Licence & Business Details
The Plonk Shop operates under liquor licence number FSGL/02/08/48/19, issued by the Free State Liquor Authority.
Registered Business: The Plonk Shop
Trading Address: 212 Boundary Road, Parys District, 9585, Free State
Company Registration: 2026/504979/07
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