Not for sale to persons under the age of 18.

Help I seem to have a cork stuck in my neck

A hilariously compromised, structurally emergency-grade 750ml South African Red Wine built for total lifecycle extraction. Alc. 14% vol.

Price range: R115,00 through R510,00

Save it, quickly! This full-bodied 750ml South African Red Wine blend yields subtle scents of sheer panic on the nose, absurd physical comedy on the palate, and long-lasting good memories on the finish. Is someone actually going to fetch a corkscrew… or a paramedic?

Which wine?

We will pick 5 bottles for you. You will not know which labels until they arrive.

Legal Notice

Responsible Drinking

The Plonk Shop sells alcohol responsibly and only to adults aged 18 and over. We’re proud to share our love of South African wine and spirits, but we believe deeply that alcohol is best enjoyed in moderation.

As part of our commitment to responsible service, we strictly adhere to the Free State Liquor Authority’s responsible trading guidelines, ensuring that we will not sell alcohol to anyone under the age of 18, nor will we sell or deliver alcohol to anyone who appears intoxicated.

Need Help?
If you or someone you care about is struggling with alcohol, confidential support is available:

South African Depression and Anxiety Group (SADAG): 0800 21 22 23

Alcoholics Anonymous South Africa: 0861 435 722 | www.aasouthafrica.org.za

Licence & Business Details
The Plonk Shop operates under liquor licence number FSGL/02/08/48/19, issued by the Free State Liquor Authority.

Registered Business: The Plonk Shop

Trading Address: 212 Boundary Road, Parys District, 9585, Free State

Company Registration: 2026/504979/07

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