Not for sale to persons under the age of 18.
Not for sale to persons under the age of 18.
A delightfully cynical, wonderfully straight-talking 750ml South African Red Wine. Alc. 14% vol.
Price range: R115,00 through R510,00
Cut through the high-tech noise and algorithmic hype with a bottle that celebrates the real thing: “Finally something not made with AI.” We believe a great glass of wine should be crafted by actual human hands, meant for real-world connection, genuine laughs, and off-the-screen conversations. This 750ml South African Red Wine blend features subtle notes of human touch on the nose, rich layers of organic conversation on the palate, and a delightfully analog finish that lasts long after you put your phone down. How was it algorithmically optimized, you ask? It wasn’t just real grapes, real sunshine, and a winemaker who actually knows what they’re doing.
Responsible Drinking
The Plonk Shop sells alcohol responsibly and only to adults aged 18 and over. We’re proud to share our love of South African wine and spirits, but we believe deeply that alcohol is best enjoyed in moderation.
As part of our commitment to responsible service, we strictly adhere to the Free State Liquor Authority’s responsible trading guidelines, ensuring that we will not sell alcohol to anyone under the age of 18, nor will we sell or deliver alcohol to anyone who appears intoxicated.
Need Help?
If you or someone you care about is struggling with alcohol, confidential support is available:
South African Depression and Anxiety Group (SADAG): 0800 21 22 23
Alcoholics Anonymous South Africa: 0861 435 722 | www.aasouthafrica.org.za
Licence & Business Details
The Plonk Shop operates under liquor licence number FSGL/02/08/48/19, issued by the Free State Liquor Authority.
Registered Business: The Plonk Shop
Trading Address: 212 Boundary Road, Parys District, 9585, Free State
Company Registration: 2026/504979/07
You must be 18 years or older to view this website and purchase alcohol.
