Not for sale to persons under the age of 18.

The most expensive wine for a cheap date.

Master the fine art of romantic cost-management with 750ml of South African Red Wine. Alc. 14% vol.

Price range: R115,00 through R510,00

The most expensive wine for a cheap date. Break the romantic tension immediately with a stellar piece of self-aware dating advice. We understand that a great glass of wine is about the connection, who you’re with, and the shared laughter that sparks unforgettable stories. This 750ml South African Red Wine blend features subtle scents of sarcasm on the nose, provocative puns on the palate, and long-lasting good memories on the finish. What wine is actually in the bottle, you ask? Well, if you can taste the difference between Merlot and Shiraz, you’ll know.

Legal Notice

Responsible Drinking

The Plonk Shop sells alcohol responsibly and only to adults aged 18 and over. We’re proud to share our love of South African wine and spirits, but we believe deeply that alcohol is best enjoyed in moderation.

As part of our commitment to responsible service, we strictly adhere to the Free State Liquor Authority’s responsible trading guidelines, ensuring that we will not sell alcohol to anyone under the age of 18, nor will we sell or deliver alcohol to anyone who appears intoxicated.

Need Help?
If you or someone you care about is struggling with alcohol, confidential support is available:

South African Depression and Anxiety Group (SADAG): 0800 21 22 23

Alcoholics Anonymous South Africa: 0861 435 722 | www.aasouthafrica.org.za

Licence & Business Details
The Plonk Shop operates under liquor licence number FSGL/02/08/48/19, issued by the Free State Liquor Authority.

Registered Business: The Plonk Shop

Trading Address: 212 Boundary Road, Parys District, 9585, Free State

Company Registration: 2026/504979/07

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