Not for sale to persons under the age of 18.

Nohting worse than a good wine with a typo on the label.

A perfectly blended 750ml South African Red Wine celebrating life’s little human imperfections. Alc. 14% vol.

Price range: R115,00 through R510,00

There is truly “nohting” worse than a good wine with a typo on the label. We embrace the irony because a great glass of wine is about more than what’s in the bottle – it’s about what it means to the people drinking it, the laughs triggered, and the discussions sparked. This 750ml South African Red Wine delivers subtle scents of sarcasm on the nose, provocative puns on the palate, and long-lasting good memories on the finish. What wine is actually in the bottle, you ask? Well, if you can taste the difference between Merlot and Shiraz, you’ll know. Excellent fuel for proofreaders, editors, and perfectionists.

Legal Notice

Responsible Drinking

The Plonk Shop sells alcohol responsibly and only to adults aged 18 and over. We’re proud to share our love of South African wine and spirits, but we believe deeply that alcohol is best enjoyed in moderation.

As part of our commitment to responsible service, we strictly adhere to the Free State Liquor Authority’s responsible trading guidelines, ensuring that we will not sell alcohol to anyone under the age of 18, nor will we sell or deliver alcohol to anyone who appears intoxicated.

Need Help?
If you or someone you care about is struggling with alcohol, confidential support is available:

South African Depression and Anxiety Group (SADAG): 0800 21 22 23

Alcoholics Anonymous South Africa: 0861 435 722 | www.aasouthafrica.org.za

Licence & Business Details
The Plonk Shop operates under liquor licence number FSGL/02/08/48/19, issued by the Free State Liquor Authority.

Registered Business: The Plonk Shop

Trading Address: 212 Boundary Road, Parys District, 9585, Free State

Company Registration: 2026/504979/07

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