Not for sale to persons under the age of 18.
Not for sale to persons under the age of 18.
A conversation-starting 750ml South African Red Wine for life’s little meltdowns. Alc. 14% vol.
Price range: R115,00 through R510,00
Some days call for deep breathing, a long conversation, and the kind of advice that starts with, “You will not believe what happened.” Enter “Bottled Therapy” your companion for unpacking life’s nonsense, dissecting questionable decisions, and turning a minor inconvenience into a two-hour discussion with your favourite people. This 750ml South African Red Wine blend brings a generous pour of perspective, a subtle aroma of suppressed frustration, and a finish that pairs beautifully with the words, “Honestly, I needed this.” Is it an actual solution to your problems? Absolutely not. But it might make the conversation about them a little more entertaining. For the record, this bottle is no substitute for a qualified therapist. It is, however, an excellent excuse to call a friend. Pull the cork, pour a glass, and let it all out.
Responsible Drinking
The Plonk Shop sells alcohol responsibly and only to adults aged 18 and over. We’re proud to share our love of South African wine and spirits, but we believe deeply that alcohol is best enjoyed in moderation.
As part of our commitment to responsible service, we strictly adhere to the Free State Liquor Authority’s responsible trading guidelines, ensuring that we will not sell alcohol to anyone under the age of 18, nor will we sell or deliver alcohol to anyone who appears intoxicated.
Need Help?
If you or someone you care about is struggling with alcohol, confidential support is available:
South African Depression and Anxiety Group (SADAG): 0800 21 22 23
Alcoholics Anonymous South Africa: 0861 435 722 | www.aasouthafrica.org.za
Licence & Business Details
The Plonk Shop operates under liquor licence number FSGL/02/08/48/19, issued by the Free State Liquor Authority.
Registered Business: The Plonk Shop
Trading Address: 212 Boundary Road, Parys District, 9585, Free State
Company Registration: 2026/504979/07
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